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Tuesday, September 01, 2009
The Uncollected Poems of Sheri St. Pierre
In Murder!, my character, Sheri, is described as a 20-something poet. Not to ruin things for you, but she's also a tramp and then uses her experiences as fodder for her poems. At one point in the show, Craig's character, Woodrow, pulls Sheri aside for a few minutes of private conversation stage right. Every night, as Craig pulls me aside and fake-talks to me, we mouth random words and phrases to each other, "I like your log cabin," or "Landen broods too much," and "Do you like my dress? It shows off my boobs." This is both a practical exercise (we need to look like we're really talking) and a dangerous one (we keep cracking each other up). At one rehearsal Craig jokingly asked that I recite some of Sheri's poems to him while we're doing our aside. But after I mouthed "There was a man from Nantucket..." to him, I was at a loss. Because I don't really know any poems off the top of my head, much less erotic ones. And while I can make a mean Indian Buffet Haiku, a poet I am not.

However, one of our other castmates (Courtney) is a poet, and a thumpin' good one. And today, she made up the following poems on the 32 bus. She claims that she doesn't want them associated with her, because they are awful. But I think she, (Courtney, that is) did a wonderful job of capturing Sheri's delightfully tacky spirit in these poems (that Courtney wrote).

And so I am happy to present: The Uncollected Poems of Sheri St. Pierre (which is a nom de plume)(For Courtney)

1. Daybreak

for Jackson

The night woods slumber--
stars so cool, the moon so bright.
My lover loves me like the night.

But morning is a flower, opening
to the touch of my Sable Apollo.

O, caress the earth, your mistress
who rests waiting for the rays
that warm and penetrate.

Morning is a flower
opening to your touch.


2. Twilight

for Martha

O summer's lush green heat
cools to autumn's ashen void,
but here he's found a summer
still supple and yielding.

Why fetter Man to the calendar,
to the endless march of day to night?
The warmth of the sun becomes
only the distant, cool moon

unless he untie the bonds
and reach out a sure, free hand
into the soft warmth of sunshine,
the open lap of day.

--

After the Harvest

after "Death in the Evening"

The old woman cries,
realizes the mist of morning will never
again dampen her hem.

She gathers the last berries and fruit
to sustain her through the winter -- a feast!
Bounty fit for gorging, indulging, but she must

peck like a bird, savor each morsel.
Though her appetites rage inside her,
she wears a mask of satiety.

Oh, that she were young again --
to wear the lace and curl her hair!
To move among men like smoke!

She cries a lot now, tasting
the last fruit of the harvest --
juice burst and spent on her tongue.

When her basket is empty and the last fruit
is eaten, still must she survive.
So she forages, collects

the scraps of other gardens,
her mouth full of a sweetness
that sours at the close of day.

--

The Depths

for Woodrow

You are your island --
a chill wind on all sides,
deep water concealing
sediment and muck.

You are your island, unreachable
untouchable without the boat
that skims a skin of blackness

The oarsman heaves his might
against the deep, his eyes
see only the hidden longing
for land, for warmth.

O Charon, row us all to safety!
Row us far from home.

--
Dialogue of Self and Self

for Landen

Here he spins in his circle, here
he can watch the clouds gather, he
knows that she can feel his heart beating.
But she looks to another --

Here he sits in his sorrow, here
the night's darkness looms -- night
holds us until the sunrise brings the ferry.
And she still cannot see --

Here he waits for his moment, here
he feels the ice melt, knowing he
alone can ask the questions and
make her know what he knows.

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How ridiculous. I LOVE IT, obviously. Way to go Sheri(Courtney)!

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Tuesday, June 02, 2009
The Vote of the People
Sarah advised me that Bartleby Snopes has a call for photos for their next issue. So I'm going to submit. But I need your help, because I don't know what to submit. I have about eleventy thousand photos, most of them portraits, interestingly enough. Also, I'm sort of unsure about what those Bartleby Snopes kids are looking for. Their first issue doesn't give me much to go from. Are they looking for more artsy? Sweet? Standalone photography art? So I'm going to ask you for your help. We're taking a poll here, people.

I've sifted through my Flickr, and come up with these 30. I've tried to find the ones most versatile, but feel free to look through and find others if your favorites aren't in here. Please vote in the comments!
Phew. Please vote early, vote often, and vote awesome. (FYI, there's no limit to the number I can submit, but I obviously want to submit my best work. You can list several, if you like.)


VOTING IS NOW CLOSED.

Thanks, everyone, for your help. I submitted something like 10 shots this morning and now we wait.

In the meantime, my brain is cooking. Looking over this lit journal made me miss working on Woodcrest all those years ago. I can't put my finger on it, exactly, but there's something so special and and exciting about working on a creative publication like this. I think I'd like to do it again. Anyone know of any lit journals that are looking for help? Anyone want to start a lit journal with me?


UPDATE

Well, that didn't take long. Not 10 minutes after I submitted, I got an enthusiastic email and it seems they will be using several of my shots. WOOT! Thanks for all of your help and advice!

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Monday, April 14, 2008
Owned
Friday night, Rosemont, @ the MFA Reading:

Liz: How's work?

Me: It's good, I guess. A little boring lately, actually.

Liz: Well, that should give you plenty of time to write.

Me: [blushes]

Liz: Right?

Me: Yeah. [*stares sheepishly at shoes*]

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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Jigsaw falling into place
OK, I need you all to think some amazing academic thoughts about me tonight, as I work on the final push of my midterm paper.

The good news is I finally have a topic, a title, and a cobbled-together thesis. The bad news is that my thesis needs to be more fluid, my transitions suck, and I have, like, 11 more pages to write. And also? The subject matter is really fucking hard.


I want you to know that this midterm is a lot more than a midterm. I'll explain later, but know that if I pull this off (and more importantly pull it off well) this paper could possibly lead to some amazing opportunities and experiences for me. I don't want to say too much and jinx myself.

This is probably one of the most difficult things I've done in my academic career. I need your good thoughts, pink bubbles, and smart vibes. Send them my way.

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Monday, April 16, 2007
Kooooong!
A propper update coming later with recaps of my crazy busy weekend, but in the meantime, this is pretty awesome.

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Thursday, February 08, 2007
You can never learn less, you can only learn more
Today I discovered a web zine that, simply put, is probably one of the most inspiring things I've looked at in a long time. Ladies and gentlemen: LAB.

First up, I love that cover. Second, what I enjoy about this zine (still in its "beta" form -- Christ, can you imagine what a non-beta issue will look like?) is that its very accessible in away that my other designery-inspiration zine fave, CANDY*, is not. Like, CANDY* is awesome and all, and amazing to look at, and I love it, but it also has a tendency to come across slightly snooty and cerebral. Like, we are all so creative and smart and making ART here, people. Which, yeah, fine. But LAB is much more along the lines of, yes we're artists and designers, creative and smart, but we're also having fun and you should too. And there seems to be this very conscious effort for LAB to be about learning in addition to inspiring. I've just read through two interviews and both of the interviewers make the point of asking questions along the lines of how did you do this/what to you use/what's your advice questioning instead of the tongue bath that CANDY* interviewers give to the designers they feature. I know it sounds like I'm bashing CANDY* a lot here, but I'm not. I love CANDY*, it's really fantastic. It's just on a different level than LAB, and I'm sort of enjoying the simplicity and level of LAB right now. So yes, check it out.

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Monday, November 20, 2006
Sew Crafty!
About twice a year, my crafting gene kicks in and I feel the need to make junk. This usually coincides with my nesting instinct reaching its limit and my uncontrollable urge to be all "woman of the house" sewing crap. This usually happens in the winter. Sewing is just such a cozy indoor activity. Anyway, this weekend I conquered a huge foe: I learned how to knit!

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Major kudos to Kittastic for teaching me how to knit! Knitting is one of those things I feel like I should be instantly good at and when I’m not I get very frustrated. I feel I should be good at knitting because my Nana was amazing with knitting and crocheting. When I picture Nana, I can’t do it without seeing yarn in her hands. Never mind the fact that she tried to teach me when I was 10 and got frustrated because I’m left handed and deemed me unteachable. This should be in my blood. Like the thrift store gene. So about a year ago I bought a knitting starter kit complete with how-to DVD and vowed to learn how to knit.

Yeah, learning from a DVD? Not that easy.

I spent a lot of time making knots and tangles that slid right off the needles and since I didn’t have a human sitting next to me to say, "Oh, this is what you’re doing wrong," I got frustrated and gave up and learned how to crochet instead. Which, trust me, crocheting is a lot easier.

On Friday a bunch of us were having dinner at the Cheesecake Factory. My crafting urge was raging so I leaned over and said to Kittastic, "I want you to teach me how to knit."

And Kittastic said, "I would love to teach you how to knit!"

And I said, "I am coming over to your place tomorrow and I’m bringing my knitting needles and yarn and I AM GOING TO LEARN HOW TO KNIT, DAMNIT!"

And Kittastic said, "Yay!"

So that’s what we did. Kittastic is a very good teacher. I learned two different ways to cast on and the garter stitch.

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This isn’t going to be anything, it’s just for practice. I still have a lot of practicing to do. Once you get the basic steps down, you just need to find a rhythm and dexterity. Which is where I’m running into problems. Kittastic spent a lot of time harping on me about my tension and the way I flow yarn into the needles. See, I’m having issues of how to hold my yarn. While there’s no one way to hold the extra yarn, I am somehow doing it wrong. I’m having trouble finding a comfortable way to hold it and yet still feel like I have control over it. Right now I’m sort of wrapping it around all of my fingers which leads to a lot of readjusting, which leads to loss of tension, which leads to crappy knitting. I think I just need to practice more and once I get used to it more, I’ll have figured something out. I’m going to practice my garter stitch and in about a week or so Kit will teach me the purl stitch!

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I also tore apart my crochet project this weekend and began a new one. See, I was making just a long green rectangle, and I sort of absently thought it would be a scarf or something. But then I thought, I have enough scarves and this green doesn’t match any of my coats or anything. But it does match my comforter. So I tore apart my long rectangle and began making that snakey looking thing, which will eventually be a blanket.

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I am getting pretty good at the crocheting, I think. My stitches are pretty tight and even. Ooooh, this is going to be such a warm blanket, I can’t wait. I hate the cold. I hope I don’t run out of yarn.

I also wanted to make something for the Doc. I had been wanting to write a letter to him but also give him something cool to look at — hospital rooms are so drab. So I made him this postcard mosaic:

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Please ignore my obviously un-vacuummed carpet. I made 20 4" x 6" postcards and printed this image of the Sacred Heart (he collects Sacred Heart stuff) on them, broke up my message into sections, wrote them out, laminated the cards, and mailed them. I hope he gets them before Thanksgiving. I also hope none of the cards get lost. Oh man, he’ll probably kill me for making him do a puzzle. But I figure this way it’s not just a postcard, it’s religious folk art! Wait, is it considered folk art if you do it intentionally? I never took his Religious Folk Life class, so I don’t know. Oh well, it’s fun to look at, right?

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