Bitterness Fiesta

Currently bitter about the following:

1. All the cool kids are leaving.
   
   
2. Apparently my last name, with its five letters and silent 'e' is SO HARD to pronounce that I don't get a last name. Instead, I'll just be like Cher or Madonna. WHATEVER, God.
   
   
3. Indian Boy was at the happy hour tonight, but was all surly and anti-social and seeing my current mood, no way I was going over to talk to him. Also, I don't think he was into me. His creepy friend however, kept lurking nearby.
   
   
4. Don't even get me started on the lack of tuition reimbursement at my place of employment.
   
   
5. Dear Men Everywhere: You all suck. Get with it, already.
   
   
6. Despite my 4 margaritas, 2 white russians and a shot, I'm barely even buzzed.
   
   
7. There were no hot firemen up for bid.
   
   
8. Despite Miss T telling me about a frillion times that I was going to, I did not, in fact, get lucky. Don't you know that there's no fucking luck for me in the world? Silly Miss T.
   
   
9. I have no chance in hell to get New-Cute-Boy-That-I-Am-Crushing-On.
   
   
10. Nobody noticed my new haircut -- which by they way I think is super cute, so screw you all.
    
    
11. Because I shouldn't be this bitchy and cynical at 25