Things you should know:
WHERE ARE YOU, SINGLE MEN? I AM PRACTICALLY A HOMING SIGNAL FOR YOU.
Um, Hi. Yes, I may be slightly tipsy. STOP JUDGING ME. I love you all...
- I have been cooking since 11:30am
- I have been drinking champagne since 6:30pm
- I am wearing a corset
- And a short skirt
- And boots
- I am damn hot
- I have been eating aphrodisiac food all night
- It has been working
- Sadly, there are no single men to take advantage of the fact that I am horny and tipsy
WHERE ARE YOU, SINGLE MEN? I AM PRACTICALLY A HOMING SIGNAL FOR YOU.
Um, Hi. Yes, I may be slightly tipsy. STOP JUDGING ME. I love you all...
6 Comments:
I feel another mark coming on...
Nah. Like I said -- no single men at the party. But does it count that I woke up in the middle of the night to a drunk Lisa spooning me?
Can we get all gussied up for Friday, even if it is just us? I mean who knows who may drop in...
Hell yes!
Mmmm... Corset and boots. It's like 2002 all over again.
Where are we going?
I have a corset and boots! Only kidding! I need a good laugh or two:):)
MA
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