Open Letters

Dear Thyroid Cancer,

Fuck off. Fuck off and DIE and leave my friend alone.


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Dear Allergies,

What the fuck? Since when do I get allergies? Since never, that's when. Go away and stay there.

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Dear Rip Current,

I hate you for doing this to my friend's family. You can suck it.

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Dear Everyone Who Lives in the Greater Philadelphia Area and Reads My Blog,

Come to my brother's fringe show with me tonight! Two Reings for the price of one! It's a very good deal. Also, there will be booze there.

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Dear Redhead,

Oops, duh.



I love that you're addicted. HA!

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