I don't usually go for this sort of thing, but I've been seeing it crop up on other blogs and the answers are fascinating.
1. My uncle once: hitchhiked across America. It was the sixties.
2. Never in my life: have I cheated on a significant other.
3. When I was five: I wanted to marry Michael J. Fox.
4. High school was: retarded. With the exception of band (shut up) and school plays (shut up!), it kind of sucked. Aside from a small circle of friends, people really didn't get me.
5. I will never forget: the words to "Canticle of Zachariah," thanks to the fact that we had to sing it at every single First Friday Adoration at aforementioned high school.
6. Once I met: David Sedaris. I promptly made an ass out of myself. See also: Michael Palin, Michael Showalter.
7. There’s this boy I know: and I totally have a crush on him. But he already has a girlfriend.
8. Once, at a bar: a guy told me that my hair smelled amazing and proceeded to sniff my head.
9. By noon, I’m usually: hungry.
10. Last night: I worked late, attended a softball game, made risotto, half-heartedly tried to do school work, went to bed.
11. If only I had: more confidence in myself.
12. Next time I go to church: it will be for a family function of some sort.
13. What worries me most: is money. Or rather my complete lack thereof.
14. When I turn my head left I see: my reading chair.
15. When I turn my head right I see: a wall with a collage hanging on it.
16. You know I’m lying when: I get the prickles, the blurts and the headlaugh.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: dressing up with Erin and dancing to Madonna.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: someone blinded by love, who is then tragically doomed, like Desdemona.
19. By this time next year: I hope to be getting ready to move to either New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Boston, or London -- somewhere I can be a moderately fabulous publishing goddess.
20. A better name for me would be: Girl With Lots of Insecurities Blithely Trying to Cover it Up With Dorky Behavior. It's my Indian Name, actually.
21. I have a hard time understanding: Republicans.
22. If I ever go back to school, I'll: be one day closer to completing my Master's.
23. You know I like you if: I play with my hair a lot. I completely suck at flirting, so that's the only help you'll get.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my parents. They've been wildly supportive of me and my goals.
25. Take my advice, never: try to take photos in your stocking feet while standing on a leather swivel chair. You will fall.
26. My ideal breakfast is: two eggs over easy with wheat toast and coffee.
27. A song I love but do not have is: "Cha Cha Heels" as sung by Chiwetel Ejiofor in Kinky Boots. Why iTunes, WHY do you not have it?
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: prepare to be bored.
29. Why won’t people: be nice to each other?
30. If you spend a night at my house: you will have your toes tickled/eaten by Dill in the middle of the night.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: an emergency.
32. The world could do without: pollution.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: vote for McCain.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Daniel Craig.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: gum.
36. If I do anything well it’s: procrastination.
37. I can’t help but: be down on myself a lot of the time.
38. I usually cry: at sappy nonsense. I might be turning into my mother.
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: relax, be yourself and have fun.
40. And by the way: I should be kissed, and often. By someone who knows how.
1. My uncle once: hitchhiked across America. It was the sixties.
2. Never in my life: have I cheated on a significant other.
3. When I was five: I wanted to marry Michael J. Fox.
4. High school was: retarded. With the exception of band (shut up) and school plays (shut up!), it kind of sucked. Aside from a small circle of friends, people really didn't get me.
5. I will never forget: the words to "Canticle of Zachariah," thanks to the fact that we had to sing it at every single First Friday Adoration at aforementioned high school.
6. Once I met: David Sedaris. I promptly made an ass out of myself. See also: Michael Palin, Michael Showalter.
7. There’s this boy I know: and I totally have a crush on him. But he already has a girlfriend.
8. Once, at a bar: a guy told me that my hair smelled amazing and proceeded to sniff my head.
9. By noon, I’m usually: hungry.
10. Last night: I worked late, attended a softball game, made risotto, half-heartedly tried to do school work, went to bed.
11. If only I had: more confidence in myself.
12. Next time I go to church: it will be for a family function of some sort.
13. What worries me most: is money. Or rather my complete lack thereof.
14. When I turn my head left I see: my reading chair.
15. When I turn my head right I see: a wall with a collage hanging on it.
16. You know I’m lying when: I get the prickles, the blurts and the headlaugh.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: dressing up with Erin and dancing to Madonna.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: someone blinded by love, who is then tragically doomed, like Desdemona.
19. By this time next year: I hope to be getting ready to move to either New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Boston, or London -- somewhere I can be a moderately fabulous publishing goddess.
20. A better name for me would be: Girl With Lots of Insecurities Blithely Trying to Cover it Up With Dorky Behavior. It's my Indian Name, actually.
21. I have a hard time understanding: Republicans.
22. If I ever go back to school, I'll: be one day closer to completing my Master's.
23. You know I like you if: I play with my hair a lot. I completely suck at flirting, so that's the only help you'll get.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my parents. They've been wildly supportive of me and my goals.
25. Take my advice, never: try to take photos in your stocking feet while standing on a leather swivel chair. You will fall.
26. My ideal breakfast is: two eggs over easy with wheat toast and coffee.
27. A song I love but do not have is: "Cha Cha Heels" as sung by Chiwetel Ejiofor in Kinky Boots. Why iTunes, WHY do you not have it?
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: prepare to be bored.
29. Why won’t people: be nice to each other?
30. If you spend a night at my house: you will have your toes tickled/eaten by Dill in the middle of the night.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: an emergency.
32. The world could do without: pollution.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: vote for McCain.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Daniel Craig.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: gum.
36. If I do anything well it’s: procrastination.
37. I can’t help but: be down on myself a lot of the time.
38. I usually cry: at sappy nonsense. I might be turning into my mother.
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: relax, be yourself and have fun.
40. And by the way: I should be kissed, and often. By someone who knows how.
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"Cha Cha Heels" as sung by Chiwetel Ejiofor in Kinky Boots.
YES! We need a Kinky Boots night.
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