Ways I wish my life was like an episode of Sex in the City:
- I would get to have lunch with my girlfriends everyday, in a restaurant.
- I could spend $485 on one pair of sling back shoes and not worry about it.
- I would be constantly going on dates and having lots of sex.
- My "job" would be to write self-indulgent pieces about my love life and friends and never have to deal with editors or proofers or having to go into an office. A.K.A. - I would be blogging and getting paid.
- Sex, sex, sex.
- On evenings that I don't have dates, I would attend hip night clubs and restaurant openings with my girlfriends.
- Did I mention that those sling back shoes up there cost more than my current monthly rent? $485 for motherfucking shoes, and NO SHAME, GUILT, OR WORRY.
- Did I mention the sex?
- I could wear the most crazy outfit combinations (green 70's boy shorts, peasant blouse, stiletto heals, big silk flower in hair, wicker grandma purse) and everyone would think I was cutting edge.
- I would never wear the same outfit twice.
3 Comments:
I agree wholeheartedly with that thing you just said.
But, in the words of Family Guy, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.
485 bucks for only slingbacks? Those shoes better be made out of the skin of endangered species to cost that much. For 485 bucks you can buy like 4 or 5 pairs of boots and still have enough left over for a case of Woodchuck Cider.
Nope -- even worse, in your book anyway: they were open toed SANDALS.
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