Wacky Wednesday

Reasons why this day is weird:

1. They want Paris Hilton to play Mother Theresa
   
   
2. Today was my first time in the Frazer Diner, which is crazy considering I've worked within 10 minutes of it for 2 years and lived the same distance for 9 months. Also, it's an awesome diner, the old fashioned kind I love.
   
   
3. The Redhead explained taxes to me and I actually sort of understand them now (trust me when I say this is remarkable).
   
   
4. I surprisingly don't owe money to either the federal or state government.
   
   
5. The State of Pennsylvania owes me $0.03
   
   
6. Have you seen how schizoid the weather is being? I woke up and it was raining. Then it was sunny. On my drive to the office it was flurrying. Then it was raining again. Followed by a snow squall that turned into a mini blizzard. And then sunshine. When I went to lunch it was gray and windy. Now it’s sunny and the temperature is rising. We’ve been through, like, 3 seasons in 6 hours.
   
   
7. I misunderstood the meaning of the word “twirl” because I am a pervert, apparently.