This post is purely to get the depressing shit off of the top of the page. Sadly, though, I don't have much news or anything to post that's not either A) depressing, B) stress related, or C) me whining about my complete fuck ups when it comes to my finances. I have a feeling that things are going to turn around in the next couple of days, but until then, I've got nothing.
So with that in mind, I present this completely random post:
Vyvyan: This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Vyvyan: [Rick and Vyvyan are arguing over who gets which room in their new house] This is my room!
Rick: No, it's my room!
Vyvyan: [Dumps a trashbag of his clothes on the bed] No! See? It must be my room, cause all my clothes are here!
Rick: [picking the clothes up and throwing them up out the window] No they're not, Vyvyan!
[Vyvyan strikes a match and lights the bed on fire]
Rick: Oh, that's just perfect, now what are we going to do?
Vyvyan, Rick: [Rushing out of the room] Neil! Your bedroom's on fire!
Neil: [Coming out of a room] Huh? Which one's mine? [Sees flaming bed] Oh no!
Rick: God, I'm bored. Might as well be listening to Genesis
So with that in mind, I present this completely random post:
Vyvyan: This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Vyvyan: [Rick and Vyvyan are arguing over who gets which room in their new house] This is my room!
Rick: No, it's my room!
Vyvyan: [Dumps a trashbag of his clothes on the bed] No! See? It must be my room, cause all my clothes are here!
Rick: [picking the clothes up and throwing them up out the window] No they're not, Vyvyan!
[Vyvyan strikes a match and lights the bed on fire]
Rick: Oh, that's just perfect, now what are we going to do?
Vyvyan, Rick: [Rushing out of the room] Neil! Your bedroom's on fire!
Neil: [Coming out of a room] Huh? Which one's mine? [Sees flaming bed] Oh no!
Rick: God, I'm bored. Might as well be listening to Genesis
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