Su-su-summer time

My SUPERBUSYOHMYGOD summer has begun. And it's not technically even summer yet. What the hell? I feel like I should be sitting in a lawn chair and drinking mojitos, but instead:

• Summer session has already begun. I got all of a 4 day break after spring semester.
  
  
• I'm taking a class in magazine publishing. The main goal for the semester is to produce a full issue of my own magazine.
  
  
• Which is pretty cool.
  
  
• But I have to do it all in 6 weeks.
  
  
• Yes Virginia, that means everything for the magazine: All the writing, interviewing, design, culling prospective would-be advertisers, and drawing up a business plan and distribution schedule.
  
  
• I have no idea how to write a business plan you guys.
  
  
• But I guess that's why I'm taking this class, right?
  
  
• Redesign the entire Inis Nua website by July 1st, so that it doesn't look, as my brother lovingly put it, like "a very special 7th grader" designed it.
  
  
• I hate him.
  
  
• But I also love him so also volunteered to make the stationery, business cards, and do the final fix up of the brochure.
  
  
• I am such a chump.
  
  
• Finish revising my paper for the academic conference, or at least the abstract, which is due in -- oh holy christ -- two weeks.
  
  
• Read at a Rosemont "open" reading in two weeks, that I was specifically asked to read at.
  
  
• I guess this means that I have to write something for the reading.
  
  
• Do a bunch of work for the Doc -- he needs some photography done of ex-votos or some such thing, as well as filing help.
  
  
• Attending a number of awesome social functions including: graduations, weddings, and baby showers.
  
  
• Something SUPER SECRET that I don't want to jinx by talking about, but has the possibility of being awesome. Even if it doesn't work out fully, I've still made an awesome contact for future awesome possibilities.
  
  
• How's that for vague?
  
  
• Photography, photography, photography. I've got some "jobs" lined up, mostly for bands and friends.

I am exhausted just thinking about all of this.