Dear PowerPoint,
Shut up. I hate you and your retarded "Master Slide" that apparently DOES NOTHING other than give me the false impression* that by formating the master, it will in turn format all other slides to those specifications. I ask you, what is the point? I just futzed with you for no less than 40 minutes. You suck. Obviously you are Master of nothing, go and learn from a real Master.
Bletch,
8K
P.S. - I hate how you and all other Microsoft Office programs think I'm too dumb or uncreative to format my own shit and constantly insist on doing it for me. I don't want a frickin' page number there. I KNOW WHAT I WANT, LET ME DO IT.
*OK, I just checked -- that is the WHOLE POINT of a master slide. From your own instructions: "The master that holds the formatted placeholders for the titles, main text, and any background items you want to appear on a group of slides (usually all) in a presentation. If you make a change to the slide master, the change affects all slides in your presentation based on that master." Only, of course, it doesn't. HAAAATE. And Shut up.
Shut up. I hate you and your retarded "Master Slide" that apparently DOES NOTHING other than give me the false impression* that by formating the master, it will in turn format all other slides to those specifications. I ask you, what is the point? I just futzed with you for no less than 40 minutes. You suck. Obviously you are Master of nothing, go and learn from a real Master.
Bletch,
8K
P.S. - I hate how you and all other Microsoft Office programs think I'm too dumb or uncreative to format my own shit and constantly insist on doing it for me. I don't want a frickin' page number there. I KNOW WHAT I WANT, LET ME DO IT.
*OK, I just checked -- that is the WHOLE POINT of a master slide. From your own instructions: "The master that holds the formatted placeholders for the titles, main text, and any background items you want to appear on a group of slides (usually all) in a presentation. If you make a change to the slide master, the change affects all slides in your presentation based on that master." Only, of course, it doesn't. HAAAATE. And Shut up.
Labels: General Whining, Open Letters
3 Comments:
PowerPoint is the opiate of the masses. Don't buy into the the temptations of the bourgeoisie. Fight the power. The Revolution will not be on a Microsoft product.
For serious. All Microsoft products can eat it.
If only I didn't have to use them all for work...
I look at that picture, and I know I will VOTE SAXON in '08.
-- SW, commenting anonymously because Blogger continues to hate me and my Firefox
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