Dear Wedge Shoes,
To me, you look like you should be worn by Dorthy Zbornak, whilst sunning herself on the lanai. In other words, you're kind of ugly and only appropriate for witty septuagenarians, is what I'm saying.
I can't wait until your fad is over.
Bring back real heels,
EightK
To me, you look like you should be worn by Dorthy Zbornak, whilst sunning herself on the lanai. In other words, you're kind of ugly and only appropriate for witty septuagenarians, is what I'm saying.
I can't wait until your fad is over.
Bring back real heels,
EightK
Labels: Open Letters
4 Comments:
Does that mean you bought wedges? First flip-flops, now wedges? No wonder you're a mess, you don't have the proper footwear to face the world.
I did *NOT* buy wedge shoes. I'm trying to buy cute heels for a wedding I'm attending later in the month, and regular cute pumps are impossible to find as wedges have taken over the world.
Also, it's time to get over your flip-flop fear.
Don't blame wedges in general for the scourge that is that particular pair of shoes. I myself have an incredibly sexy pair of strappy black leather four-inch wedges from DKNY that make me feel like a cross between a total sexpot and a ninja spy. They are totally heart-able. If you saw them you would agree.
Never! Flip-flops look awful, sound worse, and demand no respect at all.
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